Thank you, Jana, for your query. Now everybody read this.
Tuesday, January 29
If the Olsen Twins are so anthropologically smashing, asks Jana, our friend from Toronto, how 'bout triplets? She writes: Wouldn't the thrill of finding a long-lost third party douse all the fascination associated with the two originals? That's why I, the Olsens' long lost triplet, send out a call to be put in touch with their publicist, acquire a third of their fortune, and cavort with them on wildflower beaches both real and cinematic. (Selling the idea that a 26-year old is the missing triplet to a pair of tweens is, I think, no greater marketing feat than selling the Olsens in the first place.)