Ahhh,
The Oscars. Now, the editors at Alternet present you with the
The Keanus, awards which are named after Keanu Reeves in honor of the next "Actor Most Able to Make Bad Movie After Bad Movie, with Little Real Acting Skill in Evidence, and Yet Emerge Unscathed and Well-Loved."
Cast yer vote now!
Thanks to John Alston for the link.