Something banal this way comes.
No, of course it's not needed. But is it wanted? We will see!
If there were a Hardees in my town I'd try one.
No, it's not necessary- 'cause Hardee's burgers SUCK.
You've gotta give it to them, they've got guts. It seems like Kentucky Fried Chicken is taking a similar approach, with their unapologetic "eat what you like" commercials. Maybe these companies are dying and grasping at any idea that shows them a little hope.
What's worse: selling big juicy burgers or selling health and low-fat food because were all getting fat? We'll ask the good people in the Ivory Coast shall we? My, gosh we have problems.