Tuesday, January 6

I am not sure which I fear more, a nation of obese people, or a nation of nannies determined to take away food that I enjoy because they think it makes me obese...
It's 2013, and under prohibition, the illegal trade in high quality chocolate has reached new heights... Border patrols have dogs to sniff for cacao and hydrogenated oils... turf wars break out in US cities over Twizzler dealing rights... Soldiers under the authority of the FDA patrol resturaunts, markets and backyard-gardens...