Which ... is exactly like saying, do not predict tomorrow’s weather based on radar images of a hurricane swirling offshore, moving west towards us with 60-mph winds and ten inches of rain. Predict the weather based on the last two weeks of fair weather with gentle breezes towards the east. Don’t use radar and barometers; use the Farmer’s Almanac and what grandpa remembers.
Thursday, May 31
"The sea will rise only 8 inches, because … because … well, SHUT UP, that’s because why."
Backward North Carolina legislators attempt to make accurate measurement of coastal sea level rise against the law.