"Shouldn't you feed the lepers, Supply-Side Jesus?" -- "No, Thomas, that would just make them lazy." -- "Then shouldn't you at least heal them, Supply-Side Jesus?" -- "No, James, leprosy is a matter of personal responsibility. If people knew I was healing lepers, there would be no incentive to avoid leprosy."
Al Franken's Supply Side Jesus - one of my favorite things on the Internet (YouTube)