Awww…collective ironic sigh…The Gap, that popular proprietor of preppy palliaments for the proletariat, saw its sales decrease 12% last month—and that’s not the end of the company’s worries. Of course, I won’t really be dancing in the streets until the pinnacle of annoying teen clothiers goes under…of course I’m talking about Abercrombie & Fitch (New York Times article; user name: opensewer; password: iswatching).